And do something to make that bitch who broke your heart miss you.
#RADIO SILENCE EX TV#
So, what have we covered today? Say no to bad TV and worse junkfood. In radiating out then from this narrowly lexicographical line of inquiry, I will further develop the relation between the idiomatic ex- pression on the air.
No, how about we don’t be friends and talk about it never? Inevitably when you end up attempting to be friends, the dumpee expects the dumper to suddenly one day fall back in love with them–but alas, does that ever happen? Nope. Even worse than this finality is the in-between that comes from the “let’s just be friends” talk. But, you may ask, what if you really think you should be with that person? What if you really just want to be with that person? What if the person has the whole situation just plain wrong? Seriously, you believe that? You believe that calling your ex constantly post-breakup will make them want to be with you again? No, sorry.
Well, maybe, but not the point! Post breakup, what is the best way to prove that you’re not only OK, but awesome without that loser that broke your heart? Act like it.ĭo absolutely anything that will keep you from dialing those numbers into your iPhone–and I mean anything. Bonus points if it makes you look like a better person, more self-assured, hotter, etc etc. So what to do when this inevitability presents itself? Mope around, eating ice cream and watching horrible TV? Pshht please. Given the fair number of boyfriends I’ve had–and the complete lack of marriages (not without proposals, but that’s a topic for another time)–it’s pretty evident that breakups were inevitable. What are the possible outcomes for a relationship? Either you stay together…and get married. In my 8 years of dating–wow that sounds slightly pathetic–I’ve come to realize that breaking up is just to be expected. No matter what I think, no matter my doubts, and above all else no matter my feelings I must never, ever, ever, punishable by emotional death, speak to my ex…or any ex for that matter.
Me? Mine involves keeping busy, drinking a margarita, and avoiding all contact with my cell phone. I don’t have anger but I’ve been hurt.What do you typically do when you break up with someone? If you’re a twenty-something girl, it usually involves some sort of teenage drama (where all the actors who play the students are actually closer to your age than anyone in an actual high school) and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. She decided saving her career was most important. I never spoke to Annie again.”įor those unversed with the swindlers past transgressions, he racked in nearly $6 million from fellow real estate investors and ended up serving five years for his illegal escapades.ĭuring the course of his interview he was also asked about the ‘real reason’ the Ocean’s 8 actress up and left and he believes, “I think she made a business decision. “If I remember, Annie’s last words were ‘I love you forever’ and we ended the call. We were on the phone for 10 minutes talking about when she might come home.” There he was quoted saying, “That night Annie phoned me from Los Angeles where she was doing press. He got candid about his sordid relationship with the actress during an interview with the Daily Mail. Anne Hathaway’s ex Raffaello Follieri recently sat down for a chat and got candid about his sordid end to his relationship with the actress after his arrest.